We try our best to not get the world overrun by Wu Feng, Lord of the Nine Hells.

Cornelius claims they’re running stolen cars out of the motel where he lives.

Xian drinks the stupidest shot yet designed in our Ruinous Powers shot menu.

Drinking a fifth of Mezcal and teaching the card game, Dominion, to a garrulous Georgia boy.

Let’s uncork some Codigo 1530 Reposado and play Gloom, a card game where you win by killing your family.

Xian and Mortarion break out some Maestro Dobel Anejo and play Sekigahara: The Unification of Japan.

We get heavy into Jim Beam Devil’s Cut and touch upon three wildly different card games.

Catch a slo-mo beatdown with BattleCon and share in some wine-barreled tequila! It’s not like you have anything else going on.

The Abbot plays Arkham Horror: The Solo Punishment Game, drinks tequila and plays some Stetsasonic. You’re welcome.

Tweek breaks out the rum while we play Mysterium, which is basically the least creepy way to have a seance.

We play Snake Oil, let our DJ throw a custom set, drink Altos Silver tequila and try to read a Bukowski racetrack poem in unison.

Idiots drink cinnamon whiskey, cry and try to play Wasteland Express Delivery Service.

Drinking tequila and playing Warhammer 40,000: Conquest at a family eatery all night.

We drink Pikes Peak Hill Shine, try to play the one-nighter RPG, Dread, and 3rd Bass definitely comes off.

Breakup Gaming Society tastes Tincup American Whiskey, plays King of Tokyo and Tweek plays us some Run-D.M.C.

Breakup Gaming Society tastes New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA, plays Yahtzee and indulges in bitterness and acrimony.

Our host tries to get creative by inventing a moonshine-based shot in tribute to Nurgle, the plague god.

Wherein we do our best to make the most of being both sick and sober.

Rye whiskey is abused while trucks groaning with ammo rumble across a radioactive landscape.

El Pistolero and The Main Ingredient assault a bottle of Maker’s Mark and a derelict spacecraft full of Genestealers.